Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for November 12, 2022

Come over here by the grill where you’re safe

Or smothered in pork gravy.

If you go in there you’ll end up a lot of ways. A BLT is only one of them.

Could be worse. Or wurst.

Or become a football.

They have a special tanning booth just for them…it slowly spins around.

Bacon, bacon, I smell bacon!

Funny thing is that pig skin doesn’t tan very well. Never ever hear of pig skin shoes or a couch with pigskin leather.

Are Lettuce and Tomato’s his best friends???

Maybe a little less pinkish.

Tanning is not worth any of it.

A scene from a pig horror movie?