Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for December 10, 2022

Last chance to run Bro

This is not a good sign.

Heads I win, tails you lose

Cold Feet sort of ?

She figured rolling dice would be too tacky.

If this wedding gets to the point where they ask the groom if he takes the bride to be his lawfully wedded wife, the correct answer is “no”.

If I had a list of every divorced couple in the world, it would be as long as the complete text of The Canterbury Tales.

They were not married at first sight.

If she has a better offer, she’d better take it.

Perhaps she’s just practicing a bit of prestidigitation.

Way back in school, I annoyed a few teachers by flipping a coin during a quiz with a lot of true/false questions.

The daughter of 2-Face. Heads she marries him, tails and it turns into a red wedding.

Their wedding song was “Chances Are” by Johnny Mathis.

A bride can run away with less expense.

I guess she heard what happened at the bachelor party.

It is a double sided coin

That is one f-ugly color for a wedding dress.