Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for April 02, 2023

They went by here headed for Vegas a few hours ago. Alexa was on top of Roomba with a big Amazon smile on her face. Roomba was doing the same things he does to those sloped chair legs.

Artificial intelligence indeed!

So what? You better accept what can’t be changed and don’t raise dust…who would clean that then?

The Starlink dish was the wedding planner, I hear they had great reception.

I love the look of the dog.

That should be a voice mail

I can’t wait to see the kids.

Oh, wait, there’s a PS: And to plot the downfall of humanity.

She’s doing all the talking. No housework.

And they took the cat as ring bearer.

My Alexa and Roomba are not on speaking terms.

Guess they had to travel to a state where it’s not against the law

Good riddance.

They went to the Amazon for their honeymoon…

Well, that vaccuums!