Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for June 21, 2023

They’ll only help you if you’re in town and don’t really need help. If you think they’ll make you safer on a long trip, you’re wrong.

Must be a new model that doesn’t have a spare.

What? No Extended Palanquin Warranty covering roadside breakdowns?

He must have been throne off-balance.

I had a cow orker who told me that she was told that various garages had the franchise rights to I-95. No AAa allowed.

He just needs a jump start.

Bring a spare serf.

Oh wait a minute. It’s not a case for triple A it’s a AA emergency tho.

Maybe he’s just drunk; call AA. :)

Shouldn’t that be KIAA (Kingdom of I’d Automobile Association)?