Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for November 26, 2023

Porch pirates checking hourly here.

I’m all for capitalism but support your local shop owners. I’m pretty sure none of them just bought a $48 million dollar house in the Miami area, or has the biggest yacht (little short in other areas, Mr. Bezos?).

Santa ships early

Looks like the neighbor’s front door…

Who needs Santa?

He’s surprised? They wouldn’t be there if he hadn’t ordered them.

After a certain age people don’t need more stuff. I like to give charitable gifts in other’s name.

That’s a "shipped"load of boxes.

So, have the kid build a box fort instead of a snow fort. Easy Peasy!

Maybe they have a lot of cats, and those are empty cat toys.

Don’t drink and Prime.

Call your ma, she ordered them, she can bring them in…

That box is ubiquitous, holidays or not.