Glue it back on the shelf!
Aka, shelved elf.
“Call me an elf one more time.” “You’re an elf!” LOL!
Gad! An elf snowflake.
Call me Elf one more time!
Whatever. Get back on the shelf…
Instead of the shelf he’s about ready to be put back in the attic for another year.
“Actually, that’s ‘criminal trespasser’ to me.”
He has a fairy short temper.
Awfully touchy about his height.
The bigger the title, the smaller the paycheck.
Gossip monger to children everywhere.
“You feelin’ strong, my friend?!”
Ah, politically correct, another creepy reason to despise holiday elves.
@BLUNE, That’s one Karen elf to you
Dana Summers
April 03, 2015
Yakety Sax 12 months ago
Glue it back on the shelf!
Ubintold 12 months ago
Aka, shelved elf.
therese_callahan2002 12 months ago
“Call me an elf one more time.” “You’re an elf!” LOL!
blunebottle 12 months ago
Gad! An elf snowflake.
fjc007 12 months ago
Call me Elf one more time!
Amra Leo 12 months ago
Whatever. Get back on the shelf…
Tired 12 months ago
Instead of the shelf he’s about ready to be put back in the attic for another year.
AtariDragon 12 months ago
“Actually, that’s ‘criminal trespasser’ to me.”
Frank Burns Eats Worms 12 months ago
He has a fairy short temper.
cuzinron47 12 months ago
Awfully touchy about his height.
CrzyDyeman 12 months ago
The bigger the title, the smaller the paycheck.
goboboyd 12 months ago
Gossip monger to children everywhere.
JoeMartinFan Premium Member 12 months ago
“You feelin’ strong, my friend?!”
Beowulf 406 Premium Member 12 months ago
Ah, politically correct, another creepy reason to despise holiday elves.
sufamelico 12 months ago
@BLUNE, That’s one Karen elf to you