Bozo by Foxo Reardon for February 26, 2022

1 Bozo crashing the Police Charity Golf Tournament.

2 Bozo weighing in on the height of police boxes.

3 Bozo hoping to grow a dozen roses by Bozann’s birthday.

1. Golf. It just not cricket.

2. He really mad they sends a whole fleet at him yesterday. He so mad he even threws his cigar down.

3. Bozo is an all season man.

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No matter what day or what season, Bozo never fails to bring joy and smiles. Big thumbs up, big applause, and three cheers for the marvellous master FoXo’s magnificent masterpiece, the pleasant picturesque pantomime, the ever entertaining ever energetic evergreen entertainer BOZO!

1 – “Play it where he lies.”

Me just got one thought today, Bozo wears stripes. Pantomimes wears stripes. Was this on purpose, or is this just coincidence?

1) I once, actually used an umbrella for a putter at a company golf party. 2) I guess Bozo is not happy with the police. 3) Cold comfort?

Now would he be using his Baffie or his Spoon for that lie. One would assume that he is on the back nine now.

1. I’m not a Duffer but- Teeing off from the ninth hole green? Holy deep divots Batman!

1ˢᵗ ~ Driving from the green? Short hole! Teed off [of].

2ⁿᵈ ~ Bozo on a box on a box on a box at a box.

3ʳᵈ ~ Fresh flash frozen flower!

Throughout all, Bozo has his priorities and sticks with them

1. If nobody is looking, I’m surprised Bozo didn’t move the ball. He must be a true professional.

2. Bozo giving his opinion of his latest treatment by the police.

3. Bozo’s love of life warms the heart – and the flower.

My dad took me golfing with him once when I was 8. I got hit on the head with a golf ball.

“Sarge, we got to where the call was made. Three boxes stacked up, and a cigar, still smoking.”

“That was Bozo, then. The cigar is circumstantial, but the three boxes are proof!”

1) PLAY IT WHERE IT LAYS: While playing golf he beans another larger player that lands on the unconscious man’s back. Bozo gets on him and plays through!

2) STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN: Needing to get to the emergency call box he uses drawers to stack up and reach it!

3) UNCOVERED SUMMER: While cleaning the snow off Bozo finds a green plant growing out. He waters it to help it. (Since it is so cold the water freezes.)

1. Other golfers yell, “FORE!” but Bozo …

2. They’re not going to be able to hear him….

1. Uh, oh! I’ll tee off on that guy anyhoo. 2. Hey, officer! (blows raspberry.) 3. The first crocus underneath that snow.

3: I sometimes refer to shoveling the walks as watering the lawn – with sustained-release water.