Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for April 02, 2015
Transcript:
Lupin: The woman is slowing down. Elvis: Lupin, for some time the woman has been increasing in size. This week her size has pinned her to the couch, where she now lives with Puck watching British mystery shows. Puck: Can't comment now. If you miss the first 10 minutes you're lost for the rest of the episode. Lupin: Elvis, is there any explanation for the woman's size? Elvis: Puck has reported feeling a series of "taps" from the woman's belly. Puck, can you elaborate? Puck: SHHHHHH Lupin: Elvis, what do you mean by "taps"? Tap, tap, tap, tap... Tap... Tap, kick, tap, tap... Tap, kick, tap, tap... Kick, kick, kick. Elvis: Seems to be some kind of code... Lupin: Puck, what do you think is going on? Puck: Lupin, I'm pretty sure the mysterious aunt with the missing brooch did it. Lupin: Elvis, your thoughts? Elvis: As long as whatever is in there never gets out, I think we're alright.
Masterius over 9 years ago
Erm, Elvis? Ah . . . afraid I have some bad news for you, bud.
jnik23260 over 9 years ago
You’ll find yourselves minor planets in your universe!
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 9 years ago
Big surprise fellas, any you won’t know what it means.
Coyoty Premium Member over 9 years ago
Good thing none of them have seen Alien.
She Mc over 9 years ago
Don’t hold your breath Elvis! but you WILL be alright!!!
damage2007 over 9 years ago
I don’t believe the Alien tapped out a greeting in Morse first.
AliCom over 9 years ago
Elvis you are sooooooo right.
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
Is the woman going to be able to draw after giving birth or will we be seeing reruns for a while?
SallyLin over 9 years ago
This so SO cute! Looks like the moment of truth is approaching.Love Puck swiping at Elvis!
Perkycat over 9 years ago
Whatever is in there will get out and then what a news story you cats will have!
NWdryad over 9 years ago
Bad news, boys… it’s going to get out.
Fido (aka Felix Rex) over 9 years ago
Fellas, get ready for a whole new experience. The woman will suddenly get smaller, and the opportunities for nuzzling will also disappear.
dogday Premium Member over 9 years ago
This is SSOOO cute! Living on the couch with Puck watching British mysteries — a little bit of heaven fer sure!
dogday Premium Member over 9 years ago
And Puck is right: you can’t miss a minute of those things (I’m completely lost on Broadchurch.)
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 9 years ago
When we had our daughter, Wendy Cat decided she was hers too, crawled right into the bassinet and slept with her. Thus starting a lifelong love of cats in Daughter! So, its all good!
ottod Premium Member over 9 years ago
HELLO to you too.
Davion_Boy over 9 years ago
I just LOVE!! this Cartoon strip!.
Many Thanks.
katina.cooper over 9 years ago
And when whatever is in there comes out, the hair on all of them will be standing up. At least until they find out that the new addition is warm and nice to sleep with. The big debate among themselves will be what to name the new addition. Then one of them strutting around saying “I named the new addition to the man and the woman”.
Teresa Stafford Premium Member over 9 years ago
Love how the “mystery” is just trying to say hello!
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 9 years ago
Doom!
SuperCharged5- almost 4 years ago
What is the strange creature in the woman’s stomach saying in Morse code
occountryman almost 4 years ago
Good thinking, Elvis. Tiny humans are relentless.