Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for April 17, 2016
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Transcript:
Lupin: On a serious note, there have been reports of cucumbers sneaking up behind cats all over the Internet. Elvis: This is ridiculous. I didn't want to run this pickle story, remember? Puck: Not pickles, Elvis. Their living counterpart, cucumbers. Puck: This isn't a HORROR movie. Elvis: WHICHEVER! This whole thing is stupid. I refuse to acknowledge it! Elvis: Oh, what? Is one behind me? Yeah? Well, I'm not turning around-
Y’know, as a big pickle fan, I am always a little irked when people spin them in a negative light, even in jest, but this time around, I have to admit Puck’s assessment of pickles is pretty accurate. They basically are the undead version of cucumbers.