Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for November 20, 2021

I vote we give the baby Bandit’s badge and job and let Bandit take a second shot at being a magician.

Telekinetic kitten to the rescue! Puck STILL hasn’t a clue!

Bandit Jr. is the name of one of the telekinetic kittens you say, Paisley? Puck, put your listening ears on!

…I’m beginning to get the strong impression no one’s taken the obvious “Ask Paisley” route regarding kitten paternity.

Gee, I wonder . . . who can the father be?! (wink) ;)

Oh, lor’ Pucky…. The clues are all there… And now we know why the characters loved Snowball. He was covered in nip!

Oh my cat, Bandit, she named one of them Bandit Jr! Get. It. Together.

According to a report on the 11:00 news, there’s a shortage of cranberry space goo and canned pumpkin due to the supply chain crisis.

So who was lucky enough to get something from Georgia’s sale yesterday? The timing didn’t work out for me to try. Maybe next time.

Some mysteries are not meant to be solved…

OT: Panda update. She went to the vet today to have her broken fang extracted. Unfortunately, in her pre-op x-ray, the vet found more teeth that were showing signs of weakening, so she wound up having 4 additional teeth removed.

She’s home now and VERY mad at me, but otherwise seems okay. She gets soft foods for the next couple weeks and pain meds for 5 days, which might go a long way toward putting me back in her good graces. Cross your toe beans for a speedy recovery and many happy noms in the future!

Bandit Jr.? What a peculiar name! But surely it doesn’t mean anything, right?

Day 5. Your move.

Who is the kittens father? I guess Bandit.

“Bandit Jr” huh?

Click clack, click clack. Ha, ha.

In real life, the father does not pass his color to sons, o my daughters. These kittens are triplet girls. Bandit Jr is a girt.

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I can understand Puck not knowing who the father is, but since all clues seem to point to Bandit himself being the father, why does he claim to not know whose kittens they are? I mean he would have to know that he and Paisley, ah how can I say this in a G-rated way?—performed the act whereby kittens are born? Right? Is he that bad at both biology and math? Did a hit of the head cause him to suffer memory loss? What gives?

Did you miss what she said, Pucky boy? She said BANDIT JUNIOR!

Of course, I just overheard that one accidentally while just passing by the TV room towards the kitchen, see.

And I guesses Burt missed the last episodes where Snowball revealed himself to be the real smuggling culprit.

Of course, that too is something I had just overheard accidentally while just passing by the TV room towards the kitchen. I goes a lot to the kitchen for I eats a lot, see.

Pucky toe beans and big ol’ paw pad!

Snowball Taggart can sure move fast in those li’l boots.

David Bowie: Starman

Didn’t know what happened, then the kitten made a move

And Kit’s innocence he really did prove

Some cat was lyin’ through his fangs about the nip!

Then Paisley mentioned the kitten’s name

Wonder why his and mine are the same

But no matter, he’s a cute little guy!

…….

There’s a star cat with his sister and his bro

I’d like to know all of them

But their father no one knows

There’s a star cat with his sister and his bro

I do not want to blow it

’Cause he really makes me smile!

I wonder

Who could be their father?

Why is it such a bother?

But he sure is lucky!

…….

Looks like my work here is already done

But Snowball Taggart’s now on the run

Don’t worry, he won’t get too far!

Oh Bandit, Jr. you are number one!

You solved the mystery and we all have won,

I love you like you were my own son!

…….

There’s a star cat with his sister and his bro

I’d like to know all of them

But their father no one knows

There’s a star cat with his sister and his bro

I do not want to blow it

’Cause he really makes me smile!

I wonder

Who could be their father?

Why is it such a bother?

But he sure is lucky!

Ah, answers are beginning.

I actually did LOL when I caught the name Bandit Jr in panel 2.

C’mon, Bandit, you can’t be that clueless!! Or can you?

Regarding yesterday’s sale, Georgia posted on Facebook everything sold out in 27 minutes! So Lupin’s vet bill is paid. She expressed her thanks to all.

OT:

So, if Bandit is holding Bandit, Jr., calls him “kid” and compliments his investigation skills along with a “heart” emoji – can we surmise he’s figured out he’s the father? Now I wonder what Paisley named the other two – Kit II or Nimble II for the boy and Princess Jr. for the girl? Looks like this episode is over.

Who are the kittens father? The world may never know.

(Except for everybody in the audience, because c’mon!—it’s obvious! :P)

Wow if y’all can’t figure out who the dad is than y’all are stupider than ash Ketchum looking at team Rocket in their “disguises”

I dunno Bandit. Some people might call what Bandit, Jr did “planting” evidence.

When my cat had all but his fangs removed I put his pain meds in baby meat food. He laped it up beautifully. It’s been 5 years now and he eats everything, just have to buy small kibble.

Soap operas seem to exist in worlds that are afflicted by long-term, wide-spread gas leaks.

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…not that I speak from experience of watching any of that tripe, of course. Gent, did you eat all the apple fritters?!

Why does Mr. Taggart remind me of Huggy Wuggy from Poppy Playtime?

Better put an APB out for Snowball.

Why would Snowball take incriminating evidence with him to the jail? Oh, wait…soap opera.

Is catnip a type of cat drug?

Who is the kittens’ father? I’m on the edge of my seat.

ll but I personally think catnip should be decriminalized if not outright legalized.

Update: Bureaucracy [bah humbug]

Our story concludes..

Evilest Snowball is revealed as the evil smuggler, and that he framed Kit for the crime! The reveal came swiftly when one of the Telekinetic Kittens, Bandit Jr. telekinetically transported the catnip in his pocket out on display for all to see.

Bandit seeing what little Bandit Jr has shown him, suddenly realizes who the real smuggler is….though not quite as abrupt as being smacked in the face with a sledge hammer, it was quite abrupt.

Perhaps little Bandit Jr. can help Bandit discover his love for Paisley again. Perhaps his sister, Bandida or his other sibling, Bandito could help clear that up for him.

With the true smuggler uncovered, his crime syndicate exposed, the cast of players from the syndicate are moving into the shadows once again. This is especially difficult for Evilest Snowball, being fluffy white, and all.

Kit and Angora can be united once again!

Young Dr. Young and his father, Old Dr. Young can continue to practice in the Nine Lives Hospital….until tomorrow…these have been Our Nine Lives.

Puck revealed the kittens’ father: Who. Obviously that famous Time Lord, The Vet.

You’ll find out soon enough, Puck.

Hope yall see this! Just wanted to thank everyone for all the prayers and hugs sent !!! Yall are amazing am im blessed to call you all my friends- sends everyone cookies kitties and hugs

Sometimes I think my cat only lays down on the couch to watch the TV, it’s a mystery

who?

Sis: Puck, look at the kittens! They are obviously Bandit’s!