Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 25, 2007

Yeah,Bob doesn’t stand a chance.

lol what a nice surprise for the rats

This is for Bob. Always follow the wall with your left hand. The Rats already know the way through.

It’s allowed since Bob identifies as a rat.

i think bob will lose cause rats a very smart rodents

The winner of the rat race will still be a rat

If Bob wins, he gets the usual prize at the end, a nice little pellet of kibble.

Trust me, I know Bob, it’s a lot more fair then you would think.