Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 28, 2011

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 13 years ago

    LOL@BlueWaves

    Of course, finding live musicians in the elevator would really floor me.

    Some days it might lift my spirits, but if I wanted solitude it would bring me down.

    And I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re not as good as Muzak — after all, they can only get a gig in an elevator.

    Their press release called it their own show on a cable network.

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    Edcole1961  over 13 years ago

    Their agent should find a chamber for them.

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    Ottodesu  over 13 years ago

    Mind you, the audio system’s stereo sound stage is pretty good, with good separation between the instruments. But Blind Freddy can tell that they are not much chop.

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    rogerdr  over 13 years ago

    Somewhat related:I once went to the music store, but I forgot my chopin Liszt…

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    pschearer Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Doesn’t he know he’s talking to a dog? Oh, that’s right; he’s blind.

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    diamondritav  over 13 years ago

    I thought that was the most hilarious.

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