Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 24, 2011

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    margueritem  over 13 years ago

    Yep, he’s ‘stating’ all right.

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    Hillbillyman  over 13 years ago

    ?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 13 years ago

    The bird has supposedly prepared a frank statement for the reporter — but I think he’s just parroting what the governor says.

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    hypershock  over 13 years ago

    If that kind of thing happens anywhere, it would be in Utah…

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    Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Hi Frank!

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    Digital Frog  over 13 years ago

    at least it’s not a Quayle.

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    johngibbers  over 13 years ago

    I wish our state bird (Utah) was as cool as Frank. Instead we have flying rats called seagulls.

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    Varnes  over 13 years ago

    He’s sitting on the state fish, the perch!

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    gorba  over 13 years ago

    If Frank was British he would say, “’allo”

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    le-roy  over 13 years ago

    What’s the name of the State Seal?

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    le-roy  over 13 years ago

    @Night-Gaunt49: No, see, a seal is also a kind of…

    Nevermind.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Good one varnes — and thanks Bailey.

    Le-toy — They HAD a great name for the state seal right in front of their noses but they dropped the ball.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 13 years ago

    I know I know — no sea lion lectures, please.

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