Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 17, 2011

Good one Dogsniff!

Not a great dry cleaner, though.

Looks like they faded her red blouse to yellow.

Worse, they failed to get the disagreeable out of her husband, even though she’d told them what it was.

I’m sorry Ma’am, can you be more specific? We gets lots of orders like that.

They must be going through a nasty divorce and she decided to take him to the cleaners.

Hung him out to dry cleaners.

… and could you please phone a Doctor … I seem to have a horrible catch in my neck and left shoulder!!!

Just get the blouse and skirts….Go shopping, treat yourself to a new husband, you deserve it….get rid of that old thing. It looks worn….

He’s really hung up on his wife’s shopping sprees!

Now that is just depressing.