Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 26, 2011

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    Michael McGinnis Premium Member about 13 years ago

    I didn’t actually know it, but several times I suspected it.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 13 years ago

    “Right!

    Yesterday, you branded me with your initials!

    This morning you promised me a long drive, but then you hit me with a club!

    Now you want to spend all day chasing me around a huge, boring patch of grass…

    Man, if that’s par for the course, I’m outta here."

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    Nebulous Premium Member about 13 years ago

    Golf balls got legs!!

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    Tirasmol  about 13 years ago

    hahahaahaaaa

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    hwcrescent  about 13 years ago

    the bogey man

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    jwood220  about 13 years ago

    that guy looks really TEED off,

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    moe_the_cat  about 13 years ago

    Whenever a ball vanishes near the green, the one place I know NOT to look is in the hole

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    Larry Miller Premium Member about 13 years ago

    So yeah, golf balls don’t like going clubbing.Naughty golf ball must be female ‘cause she’s a hooker.Geeze I’d have to get up in the middle of the night to have a chance before all the good puns are taken here.

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    Varnes  about 13 years ago

    The trick is to stay up later than susan. BTW, another stellar performance, susan….Wonder if the dude listens to Little Feat…..

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    rekam Premium Member about 13 years ago

    I’ve asked already. It’s hard to read his comments with his stupid avatar.Problem is that your spot is way later than his.

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    hwcrescent  about 13 years ago

    not everyone has the balls to play that way

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 13 years ago

    Hey — Lotsa you guys scored puns!

    Dogsniff, Neb, jwood, Larry, Varnes, all good. Beau even got in TWO!

    I don’t play rough, I leave plenty to go round.

    That’s the fairway.

    I don’t even try to grab the biggest slice.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 13 years ago

    As for spinning heads and such, there are loads on the site, as well as banners, headers and ads that move.

    I like some of the animated avatars, but even a few years ago when I used to get migraines from too much screen animation, it was an easy fix to hit escape, as Doc W does.

    Surely you want to stop the bowling header, too, and not just pick on one person’s avatar.
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    monsterfanatik  about 13 years ago

    LOL! hahaha!

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