Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 09, 2012

Wow, a sports one I actually get!

And the guy probably felt so smug, thinking he wouldn’t have to spend anything to give her just what she wanted ….He’d already saved tons of Shaq carpeting he found in the theater dumpster after the movie bombed.

You guys…..

Austin Powers certified

She was in total Shaq.

Thats Doctor Shaq!

More like Quack Shaq

I prefer the carpeting you say when you’really cold, Berber.

Guess she doesn’t want to Shaq up with him after all…

honest mistake……kinda

if he doesn’t change it, will she use Shaq-fu on him?

Shag carpet doesn’t seem conducive to Cutting a rug, especially Shag.Shag dancing that is

She was looking for something with a ScoobyDoo design?

evidently he did not argue his misunderstanding – he got what he thought he wanted – until she got home – and he wanted something else

Was thinking the same thing – good thing he wasnt :p

I wore my hair in a shag in the 70s.