Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 11, 2012

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    matthew_avila  over 12 years ago

    The E! True Hollywood Story of Humpty Dumpty

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    x_Tech  over 12 years ago

    The bartender seems a bit hard boiled.

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    margueritem  over 12 years ago

    No pickled eggs? What kind of a bar is this?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    The bartender seems to be profiling….What if the guy just wants to tell a few yolks, catchup with a couple of friends, Then again, he might fall….or his language might be pretty salty.I sure wouldn’t relish the job of deciding who cuts the mustard.

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    Ginrummy33  over 12 years ago

    He should go sit on a wall or something, until he’s sober.

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    Just the thought of putting one of those in my mouth makes me queezey….I can’t believe people actually eat those things…the always look like the would bounce if you dropped ’em on the floor…

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    J Short  over 12 years ago

    Before the fall.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Don’t run him off. Just invite him in and pop him in the jar with the others.

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    Larry Miller Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Bartender look like he might be an Egg Beater.

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    blackman2732  over 12 years ago

    And soon after ….. the discrimination suit

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    iced tea  over 12 years ago

    And that why folks, Humpty Dumpty had his great fall.

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    tryoung71  over 12 years ago

    You know what’s interesting? The Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme never one mentions that he’s an egg.

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    tryoung71  over 12 years ago

    *once

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