Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 21, 2012

Giggle… (I’m Austrian, so I have to find this amusing)…

You guys never heard of "Jazz Hands?*

A very common and often spoofed dance move…. more like dance pose…fingers splayed, palms forward..

These days it’s often considered a bit over-the-top.

Thanks Susan. I thought that’s what it was, but I’ve not heard the phrase all that much……I’ve heard of Roman hands, though…..I was thinking that it was something like Han’s 57, short a couple digits….

Varnes…. hmmm….jazz hands that are short a couple of digits…..

…… ????

Hans across the water, water, Hans across the sea.

My family is from Holland and my Uncle is named Hans, so this gave me a chuckle, too :)

It’s a pun on Jazz Hands, and the fact that Hans is a very common name in Germany.

I know a little German. He’s sitting over there.—-Hillary Flammond (in Top Secret)

All those who believe in telekinesis, please raise your Hans.

I couldn’t think of anything funny that wasn’t already said so here’s some Jazz Handel.

I did get this one but “susan sunshine” really gave the best writeup!

all that jazz…

Ewwwww… You put those Hans back; you don’t know where they’ve been!!