Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 12, 2012
August 11, 2012
August 13, 2012
Transcript:
Man 1: I'd like to return these 2 personal pan pizzas. Pizza: Your pants are too tight, chump! Ever heard of mouthwash? Your ma never loved you! Man 2: I'm sorry, I thought you ordered the "too personal" pan pizza.
Tirasmol over 12 years ago
we really need a rim shot emote
Bargrove over 12 years ago
Good one
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
And sir…. please…. let me offer you some of these bread sticks…. they’re complimentary.
Hope you don’t mind that they’re very cheesy.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
That “too personal” pan pizza really has a lot of crust, doesn’t it. Too saucy for my taste.
Ottodesu over 12 years ago
Personally, I’m expecting an onslaught to this strip from Susan.
jreckard over 12 years ago
Do you want pries with that?No.Extra assault?No. Please use cheery tomatoes. And hold the mustard.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
Otto… I’d like to give you a complimentary hello…nice seeing you again…
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
jreckard… “cheery tomatoes”… LOL
iced tea over 12 years ago
They need complimentary pizzas.
bdwords over 12 years ago
Or “personal PAN,” providing your own personal bad reviews.
Varnes over 12 years ago
You know the too personal pizza doesn’t have to be rude…..I could compliment him on his sexual prowess…..My, what a big….um…nose you have….
Varnes over 12 years ago
Hi, Otto, nice to see you dude…..I don’t get over to Luann much any more.
Varnes over 12 years ago
Wait, what’s that you say? Peter Pan is missing? Wendy, no don’t eat that!!! It’s Peter Pan pizza…..Nooooooooooooooooooo…