Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 14, 2012

But he was a magic dragon!

One of my first songs…I must have been all of ten

Poop the Magic Toilet, lived by the sink.Everyone who came to him surly made a stink!Then one late night it happened,Toilet paper came no more,And Poop that Magic Toilet Ceased it’s fearless roar….

I think it IS Elliot.Brevity doesn’t pay much….I’m surprised to find a big star like him probably working for scale.

Then again, work is work when the economy’s draggin’.

Ok, ok… so shoot me.

Take a drag on me.Talk about the tail of the dragon; that kid is hung.

And Peter, Paul and Mary were his friends!!!

(he was a frolicker)

@DogsniffYou’re really good.

It shouldn’t be a surprise—ol’ Puff didn’t have the killer rep that Smaug did.

was Smaug posing with Bilbo?

At least Uncle Puff didn’t get offed by a bunch of Hobbits and Dwarves.

Let’s see…. Smaug tried to destroy mankind and rain evil on the earth – no jail time. Puff smoked a few joints and left everyone alone – lots of jail time. Sounds about right.

The boy Eustace was a tearful dragon in the Voyage of the Dawn Treader-one of the Narnia Chronicles. He really learned his lesson. I liked Smaug from the Lord of the Rings.

Puff was framed, they were Jacky’s Papers.

Peter, Paul and Mary swear that this song was not about pot, but maybe it was subliminal. I’ll accept Puff the Magic Dragon as a coincidence, but Jackie Papers? Have you ever met anyone named Papers?