Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 30, 2012

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    BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    I’ve often wondered what was done with all that daylight that was saved up.

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    el8  almost 12 years ago

    Beats the daylights outta me.

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    Varnes  almost 12 years ago

    Hey, If we reversed the process, would it be Daylight Spending Time? Daylight Losing Time?

    I’m sixty today, pardon me if I hoard as much time as I can……
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    Varnes  almost 12 years ago

    Susan, my dear Ms. Sunshine…You actually turned, what I saw as a scarred heart into a smiling tomato. Geeze, and I already think of you when I encounter tomatoes….Custom cards? They’re wonderful…

    Some morning I’m going to look up at the rising sun and it will be a tomato, smiling…..Can I paint you red sometime?

    Anyway, Bless you m’lady….Happy New Year…

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    Varnes  almost 12 years ago

    Alexikacos, that’s pretty good…

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Hey Varnes …. Happy birthday!

    Glad you liked it… and sure. I think…. um… what?

    Happy New Year to you too!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Dogsniff…. me say day me say day me say day-ay-ay-o…

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Meanwhile, I guess that explains why the days get shorter and shorter towards the end of the year…

    I think his closet started to get full about a week ago….he hasn’t been taking quite as much of the daylight to squirrel away.

    But I could sure use a case or two, please….

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    Michael McGinnis Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    He should put it where the sun don’t shine.

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    Varnes  almost 12 years ago

    Susan, I’ve got it! A spa that specializes in the healing properties of tomato juice…Cool baths, warm baths, (my favorite!)..Tomato juice sprays and showers,( warm or cold) Tomato juice in the sauna instead of pouring water on the rocks…For a bit more money it can all be done with heritage tomatoes…I’m a freakin’ jeanyus…..

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    Varnes  almost 12 years ago

    Affcionado, thanks…I intend to keep having them, as many as possible….

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    jreckard  almost 12 years ago

    Saving time. Seems pretty standard to me.

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    mkahn  almost 12 years ago

    Me too… I hope they have a better season this coming year. Drew, Victorino, Napoli, and Hanrahan should help.

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    Muxmaster  almost 12 years ago

    Is this an intervention?

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