Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 16, 2014

Maybe Borden’s Elsie?

Just remembered Elsie was brown…maybe just a generic cow.

They called her a “phony” margarine girl….

But she kicks the bucket and they’re milking it for all it’s worth.

It’s that talking cow from the recent commercials.She’s ben singing in the shower, sending the kid off to school, and giving a speech at a wedding reception.I can’t remember the brand, but I remember the slogan: “Make us part of your family.”

She didn’t believe in a smart balance when it came to her diet.

Watch where you stick your stick o butter while your doing that.

Besides Elsie the Borden cow, a local brand here has an animated one I’ve seen often named Roxie. THIS is a VIDEO

Female cows have horns. They’re usually removed.

More like "Land o Legs’!

Hispanic woman, as her deceased husband is being lowered into the grave: “Por que? Por que?”

The coffin opens and says “Mantequilla!”

Couldn’t it be said a cow is sort of the mothership of this group?