Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 26, 2014

They left out two numbers as well

There is no I in team, but there is a p in pool.

If my P can’t get invited, then I want you to get the L out too.

Beviek! That’s the number 2 reason I can’t take you anywhere.

And Bruno…. from yesterday…gosh, thanks… that was a pepper-upper.

Dan…. I’d love to know whether the colorist did that on purpose….and whether it was on your instructions…. LOL.

Could it be cause the kid is a lower ‘class’ p..Never mind. The kid is a ‘lower case’ p, not a ‘lower class’ p.

Because he’s freaking PURPLE! You’re not from around here are ya?

Welcome to our “Ool.”

They simply don’t want “Pee” in the pool.

Don’t they have a no peeing section; it works just as well as a no smoking section.

He’s well behaved and silent in swimming too.

wonder if it’s a circular pool. then the party would never end…

Sign I saw years ago: I don’t swim in your toilet, so please don’t pee in my pool.

When urine , everybody wants out!

South Park – Pee.

To those who asked…..

Unless I’m mistaken, Bev’s post has an innocent “typo” that led me to say “the number TWO reason”…..And of course Dan had zero input and is blaming the poor colorist for making the P’s house yellow inside….

And I was born yesterday.

LOL