Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 21, 2014

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    jreckard  over 10 years ago

    Sorry little miss, you’ll just have to tough it out.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Jreckard… aww….did I muff it?I was late, so you spied ’er first.

    Bev suggested water.. but I think if she orders anything, it should be cider.

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    Jonni  over 10 years ago

    There is a regimentental ordering procedure she did not follow. Another great soup chef devilishly once said in similar circumstances , “NO SOUP FOR YOU!”

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    Godfreydaniel  over 10 years ago

    Are curds the national food of Curdistan?

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    shipl14  over 10 years ago

    That’s just the whey we do things here.

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    James Hopkins  over 10 years ago

    I guess Little Miss Muffet and the spider are secret evil.

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    Comic Minister Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Sorry little Miss Muffet.

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    x_Tech  over 10 years ago

    No whey? Shucks! Any chance for a snowball then?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Jreckard …. re : “Are you playing house rules?”

    Not fair… ??

    Bev… yes, but …um…. it had to be cider.

    X … not a snowball’s chance in… well… in …. there.

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    Pedmar Premium Member over 10 years ago

    And there are no amethysts in foxholes.

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    buick322  over 10 years ago

    I’ll always remember dumping buckets of sour, stinking whey in the trough for the hogs. They loved it but I always wondered what a little girl in a pretty dress wanted it for.

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