Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 29, 2014

Not that it matters to me, but some people say she was a Bi Valve…..Hey, people talk…..

The world is her oyster.

If you’re wondering about the hat … out there in the bright sun, she doesn’t want to fry.

I know she’s a clam…but riding that pony… she sure looks like a little shrimp…. (with a very little neck…)Sea, we’d expected bigger…

I heard she was tough… but at THAT size, some big frontiersmen coulda chowed ’er right down…

I’m fishing around for more lines…but it’s late…and hey, it would be shell fish of me, anyway, to dig them all up….

Jane rarely misses, but it’s not pretty when she does. She gets all steamed up and winey, afraid her prime is a thing of the pasta.

Anyone notice that Ms Clam is actually a scallop?? Hey, it’s a cape Cod thing!,

Clams got hands!

G r o a n !

But is she happy?