Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 21, 2014

Eat butter, drink whole milk, eat sugar as if it came from a plant, eat meat and hard vegies, stay away from grains, live long and prosper….

Oh, and stay away from cheese…It’s just really old milk….and fattening…It’s the worst

They must not have heard about stuvia which is even heathier than Splenda. The block is always last to know.

His judgement isn’t great when he’s in his cups.

varnes… that’s the strangest diet advice I’ve heard for a while!

Shouldn’t Equal be getting insulted? She’s artificial too!

If you need something saccharine…

She’s so into him.

But in case you want to forgo some of that sweet stuff:

Hey, Dan forgot the latest member of the club: “NutraSweet”

Artificial sweeteners cause diabetes.

But watch out when he dumps her for the cream of the crop…….

But watch out when he dumps her for the cream of the crop…….