An old Mad Magazine Christmas Carol parody: “We three clods from Omaha areSpending Christmas Eve in a carDriving, drinking, glasses clinkingWho needs a lousy bar?
Ohh…Drink to Charlie. Drink to PaulDrink to friends we can’t recallSwerving, speedingSigns unheedingDrink to anything at all
We three clods are feeling no painDrunk as skunks with booze on the brainSenses losing‘Til we’re cruisingInto a wrong way lane
Ohh…Drink to Melvin. Drink to FredDrink to those two trucks aheadHeadlights flashingScreeching, crashingDrink till they pronounce us dead
Linda Solomon almost 10 years ago
LoL
clayusmcret Premium Member almost 10 years ago
The Three Wise Guys?
jreckard almost 10 years ago
We three kinks?No, wrong group. … umm …Nothing better than a fire in the fireplace with Yuletide loggins?
emjaycee almost 10 years ago
Was ponderingt this line the other day and how to incorporate it into a joke. Great minds think alike!
amxchester almost 10 years ago
Is that the constellation Camelopardis(sp) behind them?
SkyFisher almost 10 years ago
Don’t forget the scheduled stop at Herod’s.
zippykatz almost 10 years ago
They need Cruise control.
shipl14 almost 10 years ago
Bearing gifts we’ve traveled by car
tahoeh2o almost 10 years ago
Are they in a Chrysler…
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 10 years ago
Don’t find this one funny.
Godfreydaniel almost 10 years ago
An old Mad Magazine Christmas Carol parody: “We three clods from Omaha areSpending Christmas Eve in a carDriving, drinking, glasses clinkingWho needs a lousy bar?
Ohh…Drink to Charlie. Drink to PaulDrink to friends we can’t recallSwerving, speedingSigns unheedingDrink to anything at all
We three clods are feeling no painDrunk as skunks with booze on the brainSenses losing‘Til we’re cruisingInto a wrong way lane
Ohh…Drink to Melvin. Drink to FredDrink to those two trucks aheadHeadlights flashingScreeching, crashingDrink till they pronounce us dead
jandsmusic almost 10 years ago
There are Rednecks everywhere!