Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 26, 2015

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Yeah… most of the time he’s just winging it, anyway….so you might as well get away before you see his bill.

    Bruno … eeewww…and I mean that in the nicest possible way.

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    Band Wagon   over 9 years ago

    It’s Ducky on NCIS!

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    Ubintold  over 9 years ago

    Duck when he sends you his bill.

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    whiteheron  over 9 years ago

    Eggsactly.

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    P51Strega  over 9 years ago

    That’s fowl advice.

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    Loijen  over 9 years ago

    He’s actually Dr. Drake hiding out on the net from little Pigs with guns.

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    damifid0  over 9 years ago

    Can he eat any quackers? Rye crisp? Wheat thin? Heh. :) Peace.

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    Godfreydaniel  over 9 years ago

    No mention of how often you have to put your butt up in the air while you’re swimming? This sounds downright daffy……..

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 9 years ago

    How about if he tells him to take two quackers and call him in the morning? Now I’m going to duck! (Quack-Quack)

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    Thehag  over 9 years ago

    Bread crusts and snails, got to get some protein in there.

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