Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 08, 2015

So…. Mrs. Never-Wears-Pants was your mother?I’ve heard that she was quite popular at the bowling alley.

Susan, no,…..the reason he doesn’t wear pants is because SHE wears the pants in the family….Now if your talking about red or purple or blue or light green or pink bikini panties, I get your point…I’ve got my purple ones on now….TMI?…

Too Much Information? He’s never brief.

Left his pants in his other trousers.

Surely you can call him (almost) anything you like………

Today ain’t Valentine’s Day! I checked!

Please keep him away from the piano…he’s got on HEARTS and SOLES

jreckard, nice avatar….Hey, PICTO, if you cut off one pant leg, are you left wearing just a pant?