Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 10, 2015

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    jreckard  about 9 years ago

    Remember the Avis!

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    Baarorso  about 9 years ago

    My family still has it in for this dude. After all, he did kill a BA’AR when he was only three!. /-D

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    Arianne  about 9 years ago

    Go on, Davy, you might as well Fess up. You’re just trying to hide from all your nosy Parker relatives, aren’t you?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Well, you see, Davy Crockett had a very early, experimental, form of dyslexia… before they figured out how it was supposed to work…He could tell left from right…but not front from back.

    And thereby hangs a tail….

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    whiteheron  about 9 years ago

    The troublesome thing is, the raccoon is still alive…..but happy.

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    Chithing Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Dammit Jim, I’m a legendary hero, not a fashion plate. (with apologies to DeForest Kelley)

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    amxchester  about 9 years ago

    @chithing, none needed, a good one.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Well, okay. But what’s a rocket?

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    Godfreydaniel  about 9 years ago

    Wonder if Davy (or Daniel), upon meeting a king, asked for a boon…….

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    Varnes  about 9 years ago

    Davy, Davy Cricket, king of the buganeers…Born on an anthill in Tennessee, smallest hill in the land of the free.Killed a bee when he was threeIt was sitten’ under a tree…

    Sorry, I was 6 years old when I wrote that…..

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