Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 07, 2015

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    Chithing Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Wait a second…!

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    whiteheron  almost 9 years ago

    It’s time to take a stand.(but you better bring it back)

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    Digital Frog  almost 9 years ago

    Here’s a question: Why is the third hand on a watch called the second hand?

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    shipl14  almost 9 years ago

    Met that guy once. Wouldn’t give me the time of day.

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    waltermgm  almost 9 years ago

    What’s he getting so wound up about?

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    Varnes  almost 9 years ago

    You can try to read a book of matchesBut that won’t make you smart.You can stare into the face of watches,But time will only break your heart….

    Elvis Costello

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    bubujin_2 Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Employee: “Boss, I have a suggestion.”Colleague (whispered): “You’d better watch it!”

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