Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 24, 2016

Hey, I’ve met a few carnies…pretty tough….much too tough to eat, in fact…. at least IMO.

Meanwhile… at our county fair, I’ve seen battered and deep fried pickles… deep fried pineapple upside-down cake on a stick…So you can get your fruits and vegetables.

It’s really bad for your circusulatory system.

She’s sounding like a carne-bore.

Susan, so no chili con carnie for you?

For healthy fiber there’s always cotton candy.

I didn’t think about it last night when I was posting here…But why is he dressed like a clown, anyway?

They’re not at the circus, they’re at the fair.Peanuts and popcorn are the traditional circus snacks… Carnies and weird food are from the fair circuit. This must be the “Clown-ty” Fair.

Actually, if he’s a carni-vore, doesn’t that mean he eats carnivals?

Gopher… yeah, come to think of it…. Over the years, I’ve seen a LOT of bozos at the county fair….

“Hey, I c’n ride that thang….here… hold ma beer…”