Man 1: Do you think he was poisoned by the salmon on his bagel? Man 2: I do, but to be sure, we'll have to wait for the toxicology report.
They might want to consult an expert on this case: a loxsmith.
Was there a kosher kill pickle on the plate as well?
Or a steelhead ache
They’ll have to fish for clues.
I guess he was D.O.A. Too late to call a sturgeon?
It was the salmon, Ella left it out last night.
I heard him carping about something before he keeled over.
It’s not the Lox, it’s the locks that bring in all of the invasive species….They’re killing the fishing industry…
Baslim the beggarThey are related. The locks let in the ships that dump their ballast, sewage, etc. inland.
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bubujin_2 Premium Member over 8 years ago
They might want to consult an expert on this case: a loxsmith.
whiteheron over 8 years ago
Was there a kosher kill pickle on the plate as well?
shipl14 over 8 years ago
Or a steelhead ache
linsonl over 8 years ago
They’ll have to fish for clues.
efluffy over 8 years ago
I guess he was D.O.A. Too late to call a sturgeon?
Digital Frog over 8 years ago
It was the salmon, Ella left it out last night.
bradatwellbird over 8 years ago
I heard him carping about something before he keeled over.
Varnes over 8 years ago
It’s not the Lox, it’s the locks that bring in all of the invasive species….They’re killing the fishing industry…
hippogriff over 8 years ago
Baslim the beggarThey are related. The locks let in the ships that dump their ballast, sewage, etc. inland.