Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 29, 2016

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    That might be why they have nice places called “smokers” where some of you salmon can go hang around….

     

    Trust me, fishies…

    you oughta go.

     

    There’s no social stigma.

    Everybody will love you when you come out.

     

    I’ll bring you some nice bagels and cream cheese.

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    jreckard  almost 8 years ago

    I caught one of those salmon while fishing for trout – it was a lucky strike.

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    shipl14  almost 8 years ago

    He’s hooked

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    issaquah94965 Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    I remember the surgeon general’s warning on a pack smokes in my C-Rats. I showed to my L.T. Smoking in Viet Nam…..the irony never escaped me.

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