Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 09, 2017

A lot of bears will show up for a celebrity roast.

They like it when it’s a really big star…..

you know, so there’s plenty to go round.

Personally, I hate it when it’s a comedian…. even the bad ones taste a little funny.

And I like to get my own salad and potatoes and stuff….

so I won’t buy a ticket if the sign says anything about “side-splitting.”

The celebrity friar’s pretty good too … a little bacon …

But getting a ticket to one of those? They won’t have a prayer.

Dean Martin’s not roasted, he’s pickled.

I don’t know, most of the celebrities are real bitter lately.

(WHITEHERON) …but many have gone bananas. Others suffer from their hair being constantly on fire.

with gravy

I like mine well done.

I wish!