Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 05, 2017

What makes a greasers like that act like they’ve somehow got women over a barrel?

They’ve got no futures….

No trades.

We’re not investing ourselves in that.

This one thinks he’s so slick….. what a drip.

Another one of those city slickers.

He clearly lacks a filter.

She’s too refined, and may resort to petrolling the streets.

Well, well, well.

I think Dan must have been well oiled when he came up with this.

Best set of reader-supplied punch lines I have seen in a long time! Congrats, you denizens of GoComics!

He should try being sweet crude.

At 52 dollars a barrel he’s not buying too many club drinks.

His father’s name was Derrick. He was big in the oil fields.

Hey! It can be refined ya know! Give a guy a chance!

Get the frack out of here!

Really pours it on

The girls are too busy, anyway. They’re heading for the bull fights, and to prepare they used Oil of Ole’………

Oh, he’s slick all right….