Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 25, 2018

I’m sorry, Ms. Venus…. I was hoping I wouldn’t have to explain…..

What I meant was that, unless I’m very wrong about the outcome you desired,

you didn’t appear to have had any successful experience with disarmament negotiations.

 

In fact, I have some concerns as to whether you would be covertly seeking re armament.

Yeah, she should at least have the right to bear arms! Maybe one of you guys will lend a hand?

Stupid flowers. Why can we never see a decent bust of Venus?

“Hey General. My eyes are up here!”

I think I just answered my own question.

Now, if youse wanna talk about how fast I run da mile, oh!

That whole discussion is a bust.

I think he reached the statue of limitations.

Maybe Vishnu will be willing to lend the bust a hand. And the arm it’s attached to.

If she leaves the room, does that mean that the statue of limitations has run out?