Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 25, 2018

The model leaves a lot to the imagination!

“What do you think? I call it ‘Still Life With Sideburns’.”

Students may think they’re telling the naked truth…

but it’s only their own Impressionism.

Is it a good class? It depends on how you frame it.

That is the point when surrealism has been created

Just get it down on paper then draw your own conclusions.

That’s enough of these off-color jokes. They better hurry or the model will be entering his “blue period”.

To all this, I say: Pollocks!

She’s trying to make a fine point but keeps getting the brush-off.

The model looks like Bob from That 70s Show.

I know the model I would pick to draw. The bowl of fruit on the table.