Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 19, 2018

Cheesy!..No – brill!

Oh! Took me a moment, cos I was (somewhat sleepily) reading that last word, with the big space in it, as “fon-Don’-tees” …

you know…. to rhyme with… well, nothing… but kinda like “fond donkeys.”

Now that I get the pun…

I have to say that one of my biggest fon-DON’TS…. whether it’s cheese or chocolate…. would be to put a pretzel in it.

I don’t do fondues!

so cheesy.

No double dipping!

Sadly, I never could afford the fondues. They’re much too high.