Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 23, 2018

As long as it’s not snotty…

What?

Looks to me like he’s only a baby!

I thought a baby would be a shoe-in for toys…

Look how tongue-tied he is.

Is Santa gonna be mean to that next teeny Ked?

Will he give that little cowboy the boot?

This isn’t the real Santa… just a guy who works at the mall…

I’m trying to hold my tongue…. but he’s a heel.

Look at the elves laughing, too.

Well, that arch little joke is falling flat.

They need to toe the line.

I’m going to find some-lace to complain!

The trouble with shoes like that is that they don’t think before they act – they Just Do It.

He’s no loafer. Maybe he’s “another runner in the night”.

Knot what he was hoping for when visiting Santa!

just so he doesn’t string him along

Santa looks a lot like Harley. Concidence? I think not. I think he’s out doing cameos.

Pinocchio has also been knotty.

How about that pine board? Is it also on the knotty list?

Bah dum Tisssshhh!

Didn’t I see this on The Ed Sullivan Show? (I’m telling my age.)

Damn Santa! Has he no soul???