Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 22, 2019

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Where can I find a store that sells a watermelon for $1.99?

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    mddshubby2005  over 5 years ago

    “You’ll handle everything but the grease – Stocker Channing takes care of that.”

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    Stevefk  over 5 years ago

    It appears he finally got his foot in the door but it apparently swelled up quite a bit!

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    lager.lager.lager  over 5 years ago

    I do not get this

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    bjballard1  over 5 years ago

    I don’t get it either, even with the explanation. Definitely not one of the better strips.

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    ms-ss  over 5 years ago

    Those are pretty good food prices.

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    Lee26 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    They can’t all be gems, 365 days a year. I’m glad God didn’t make me a cartoonist.

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    Perkycat  over 5 years ago

    I did interviews for a retail store. I got a lot of applications that the answer to the question – what job are you applying for – was ‘stalker’ instead of stocker.

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    tigerave Premium Member over 5 years ago

    ?

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    Kind&Kinder  over 5 years ago

    When I was quite young, I went to an interview for a summer job in a machine shop in full suit and tie and highly polished shoes. The boss took one look at me and counseled me to find work in a bank. He chuckled as I left. Good lesson.

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    Alexthegrape Premium Member over 5 years ago

    It’s stocker not stalker mmmmm! nice melons!

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