Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 12, 2020

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    pschearer Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Google tells me there’s one in my ZIP code, but it goes by “Cumberland Farms”. Trying to find one on their website showed one named Holiday but many states away. A little too local a reference for the joke to work in these here parts. Besides, if you want to make jokes about convenience store names, it’s hard to beat Wawa.

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    It’s still better than being crapped out at 7-11.

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    Kind&Kinder  almost 5 years ago

    That’s o.k. , Bro. We’re all used up receptacles made of cosmic dust and just hanging out at the dump.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Poor, lost Big Gulp … he’d never even heard of Circle K.

    His mama told him life lasted from from 7 to 11.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Oy!

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    Casey Jones  almost 5 years ago

    “Bill. Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.”

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Groan

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    They could’ve at least tossed in the recycling bin, with hope of an extended life.

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