Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 20, 2020

This sailor met a pirate in a bar, and the sailor couldn’t help but notice that the pirate was pretty badly the worse for wear. He had a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch.

So, the sailor asked the pirate how he got the peg leg, and the pirate answered, “Well mate, I got washed up overboard one night while we were in a fierce storm. and dern me if a shark didn’t go and bite off me leg.”

Then the sailor asked, “So, how’d you get the hook?” and the pirate answered, “Well, we was in a fierce fight while boarding a ship one time, and that’s when I got me hand cut off.”

Finally, the sailor asked, “So, how’d you get the eye patch?” and the pirate responded, “A seagull pooped in me eye.”

“You mean to tell me you lost an eye just because a seagull pooped in it?”

“Well, it was the first day with me hook…”

Just wait until aye get me hook into her, Smee!

Is that Smee? Looks more like Snow White’s dwarf Doc …

Send proper photo.

A pirate hookup site? e-harrghmony.

You’re being Trolled, Hook !

What a croc of lies. It’s clearly a trap.

But the hook is gonna be problem in that – ahem – zone.