Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 24, 2020

Huh?

I don’t get it either.

And she isn’t even blond!

Wedding rings might not count in an orgy!

Fake news.

Woman, you are live on the air! If this was real life she would probably lose her job for that!

Today’s cartoon is chaotic at best…

I guess they can’t all be home runs, eh Dan?

For those who don’t get it…

my best shot is to guess that what the young lady heard is “I’m having a hard time making out with the crowd.”

Of course, it would have made no sense had he actually said that.

Details, details.

Must be action news…

Adding the “with” makes this very funny

What a dumb twit…LOL

As in smoking after the horizontal polka?

Somebody check her roots, this has got to be the bubble-headed bleached blonde.

A play on words has to be well crafted and make sense. If it leaves your audience scratching their heads and wondering what the heck you were trying to do, then it is a failure and should have been left on the studio floor.