Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 13, 2020

No victim…no crime…no time!

The Confounds of the Baskervilles.

no stiff, sherlock…

The culprit is probably his archenemy, the college instructor Mr Povich, or his pirate friend – the Professor Maury hearty.

Here’s a board game for you. Keep your eye on Professor Plum.

LOL! Don’t admit that to anyone, guys!

Alicia Silverstone?

One would think there is usually at least one body part, the game after all, is a foot.

…. just what are we SITTING ON?

He disposed of the bathroom fixtures as well, we have nothing to go on.

3 rocks, were Nancy and Zippy involved?

Actually, that in itself is a clue.

Sherlock, you get the point, you need a bigger rock.

Could be worse. Today Holmes finds a cigarette butt at the scene, “Look, Watson, a clue.” Watson says, “Right, one of only two trillion sold year.”

I feel like I’m missing something here. Anybody know?