Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 16, 2020

Way beyond!

So that’s what a shower caddie looks like.

What advice would he give?

Tiger really has let himself go.

FORE!

I would rather he had a brush to wash my back.

I asked the young lady caddie at the golf course across the street to shower with me. Her and my wife don’t seem to get along very well.

This is a bed bath place, not a golf place.

I believe the only proper response here would be,, “Wait, What?”

Is it legal for him to caddy if it’s not raining? Eh, never mind, I live in the northwest, it’s always raining.

That guy wouldn’t be my first choice of who to help me in the shower.

That perfect gift for the person who has almost everything.

You missed a spot.

Buy two, in case you get a hole in one.