Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 26, 2021

He’s a natural on Tin-der.

Yeah, but it’s a hard heart.

Just wait ’til he forms a metal band with Tony Stark…

He’s getting his kicks watching engine restoration videos.

He has a galvanizing presence.

I heard that he’s a little bit hard to take, that you must steel yourself when getting advice from him.;D

He can’t get past the “I am not a robot” part.

He’s a little rusty at this, but he’ll soon be quite slick!

so you get a heart and lose a brain?

I can’t imagine anyone with a heart being on social media

Squeaky wheel.

♩oz never did give nothin’ to the tin man

that he didn’t already… chat…

Wonder if he is looking up videos of his new favorite group on YouTube…… Heart?Or thinking of a group with Tik Tok….. The Machinists.

The lyin’ lion would be a natural.

Some of these, I try to guess, once in a while I am in the ballpark. This one though, I didn’t even try to guess. There are so many ways in which I would have guessed wrong. It would have been a “Toto” failure.

If he only had a filter.

I’ll have to take exception with this one. Some of the comments I’ve seen on social media are from people who obviously do NOT have a heart!