Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 16, 2021

Groan!

There’s a cell awaiting you in Johnathan Lemon’s punitentiary today, Dan!

Just don’t be in here when they get swamped.

Sturdy? One of them looks a little shaky.

You should truss that realtor.

they look like they’re waiting for someone to beam them up…

Up a creek without a …. boat

Don’t trust that guy’s pitch, he’s got an angle he’s working on.

Up a lazy rafter…

Those rafters aren’t built to hold those rafters!

I don’t know, one of them looks like it has water damage and the other the bugs have been chewing on.

I don’t know – those rafters seem a little “robust” to me. Not sure how sturdy they are.

Farming near rivers, always needs plan B.

The boat store had a huge sale on those paddles they’re using— it was a BIG OAR DEAL.

They’re trying to get away from Hillary. What, you never heard of Whitewater rafters? m