Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 10, 2021

Press the hush key.

Maybe it’s on channel canine.

I’ve said for a long time that TV has gone to the dogs. (Hate me if you must, but you know you groaned amusedly!)

Better those cute dogs on TV than the ugliness that passes for programming these days.:/

Was the set made in Alaska?

That’s nice. Now put it on Paws.

The malamute button is also part of the sound system test… it checks whether the woofers are working.

that wouldn’t happen if she’d properly set the bark code…

Many people can write puns, but Dan, your setups are way better than the average punster.

Groan

My remote has a “sleep” key. No matter how many times I hit it, I remain awake.

And we don’t even have snow on the screen anymore!

Malamute, devoted servant to the evil Savoir Faire, remember “Savoir Faire ees everywhere!”