Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 27, 2022

Clapton is Gouda!

Have some Bread with that.

Clapton, Master of the Bleu cheese, would later go on to form Derek and the Domino’s Pizza.

he is gouda at playing those guda drums

and then there was only one……….

Nobody under the age of 40 will get this…

Sunshine of your love.

Smooth Melodie’s

My fav is still Tales of Brave Ulysses

Eric Clapton claims people vaccinated against COVID-19 are under ‘hypnosis’

He claimed that he’d been duped into getting the COVID-19 jab by subliminal messaging in pharmaceutical advertising — and urged others not to fall for it.

“Whatever the memo was, it hadn’t reached me,” he said, referring to the “mass formation hypnosis” conspiracy theory, which gained traction in 2021 as part of anti-vaccine propaganda. (In related circles, it’s also been called “mass formation psychosis.”)

Credited to Belgian psychologist Mattias Desmet, the theory essentially points to a sort of mind control that has taken over society, allowing for unscrupulous leaders to easily manipulate populations into, for example, accepting vaccines or wearing face masks.

https://nypost.com/2022/01/24/eric-clapton-people-vaccinated-against-covid-under-hypnosis/

Followed by Strange Brie

With the late, great Gingerbread man Baker on drums and Jack Bruce on the loose on bass.

Sound like the ending of a game of CLUE: “It was the butler, in the whey room, with black croutons, at the stilton”.

Ah, Eric Clapton… I remember his classic lyrics:

“Do we have any foreigners in the audience tonight? If so, please put up your hands … So where are you? Well wherever you all are, I think you should all just leave. Not just leave the hall, leave our country … I don’t want you here, in the room or in my country. Listen to me, man! I think we should send them all back. Stop Britain from becoming a black colony. Get the foreigners out. Get the wogs out. Get the coons out. Keep Britain white … The black wogs and coons and Arabs and fucking Jamaicans don’t belong here, we don’t want them here. This is England, this is a white country, we don’t want any black wogs and coons living here. We need to make clear to them they are not welcome. England is for white people, man … This is Great Britain, a white country, what is happening to us, for fuck’s sake? … Throw the wogs out! Keep Britain white!”

Thus the Yardbirds begat Cream, Spencer Davis Group begat Traffic, Cream and Traffic begat Blind Faith, and Blind Faith begat Derek and the Dominos and Ginger Baker’s Air Force…

this was not a gouda joke

Love it!

Featuring Eric Crouton, Gingerbread Baker and Jack Blues